Wow, Christmas came a bit early this year, at least for me. Not so much for the director of online classes at Johnston Community College close to Raleigh. It seems that Harold Jones, a "maintenance employee", developed amorous feelings for Mrs. Parrish.
When the normal gift of flowers and little love notes failed, he resorted to going into her office after hours and leaving candy and gum for her on her desk, which she then shared with co-workers and her own family.
The problem? Naughty ol' Harold had pre-loaded the tasty treats with some of his own spices. Literally. He was caught on camera breaking into the office, pulling out his twig and berries and masturbating. He would rub the candy and gum all over his schlong and then rewrap them and leave them for her. Maybe he thought he had the Spanish Fly in his pants?
What makes it even better is that the college allowed him to retire and collect benefits, AND stated that they "cannot prohibit anyone, including Jones, from being on the campus." So, the guy gets caught, gets to retire early, is not charged, AND can come back any time he wants.
Mrs. Parrish has filed a complaint with the local constabulary in the hopes that while the college basically gave the guy a golden parachute, the justice system will be a little less forgiving. Honestly, I think the guy has had enough. He's been publicly paraded as a creepy old guy, as he should have been. But hey, think about that the next time someone offers you a stick of gum.
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