When it comes to Christmas, two iconic figures battle it out for brand recognition. Not Pepsi and Coke, nor Ford and Chevy, no, they are Jesus and Santa, the two symbols that are instantly associated with the holiday. After all, the holiday is named for Jesus, and Santa, the late comer, has slowly taken market share away from JC.inc for a couple hundred years now, and today, ask a kid who symbolizes Christmas and you're likely to find that the answers will be about 50/50 between the two juggernauts.

One of these things is not like the others
But that being said, I think it's about time the red suited one get's his comeuppance, or at least, is taken down a peg or two. Sure, Jesus has his own breed of crackpots to tarnish his brand (Fred "God Hates Fags" Phelps, anyone?) but what about old Sinter Klaas? Well, he has his own minions that should, perhaps, be politely forgotten... or immortalized on the internet for all to enjoy. Thus I give you Sketchy Santas! Bom bom BOOOOOOOM!

Perhaps this is actually Black Pete, Sinter Klaas' helper?








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