Weirdness

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. This is something that some guys and work and I discussed a while back... someone has done it, and the results are fabulous!

What the Holy Hell??? Some number of years ago, I first stumbled across Chuck Palahniuk's short story Guts, in which he details a first hand experience of a guy who has his intestines sucked out of his ass in a swimming pool. Of all the Palahniuk stories I have ever read (or anything I have ever read for that matter) this is one of the top 3 stories that really had me twitchy. It appears, however, that this really does happen in real life. Sadly, a 6 year old girl died from it. The following story is from KETV in Omaha Nebraska read more »

I haven't written a lot at all lately. Nothing for a good long while, as a matter of fact. Partly this is because there is nothing much going on in my life. My days consist of getting up, going to work, working, coming home, and going to bed... rinse, repeat.

On Thursday nights, I teach a 100 level Linux course at the local Community College. The one good thing is that this is not one of those adult education or seminar type classes, it's a "real" college course that is part of several degree programs. The job is fun, the students are good people, and I have not been paid yet, despite being there since the beginning of the semester, on 10 January.

Most of my free time at home has been tied up in photography. I've been working on a 356 Days project on Flickr, trying to do one self portrait a day for a full year. I usually end up doing 3 or 4 days at once and posting them all together though, just because that's how my life is. My last few involved alcohol, firearms and computer equipment. I have a feeling that this weekend will be similar. So with that in mind, I present to you, a classic drink that is sure to get your weekend off to a good start:

Go Fuck Yourself

Mix in glass one part each of:
Rumplemintz (peppermint schnapps)
Jagermeister
Goldschlager (cinnamon schnapps)
Bacardi 151 Rum
Yukon Jack whiskey (or similar proof wiskey)

Drink straight, after shaking in a shaker with ice. The first one will taste like a bag of burnt assholes with a minty finish. The ones following that will taste like water. 4 of these, and you should be stumbling drunk in no time!

Drink responsibly, and have a ball!

The clip below is from an episode of Trading Spouses (I think... either that or Wife Swap). All I can say is Holy Crap! I knew that people could get like this, that ignorance can lead to some jaw dropping things, but I've never seen anything like this before.

The sad thing is, her husband and kids are all sitting around excited that she is coming home. They have gifts in hand and are prepared to welcome her home with all their love. Then you get to see their smiles turn into horrified looks of shock as she immediately starts screaming at everyone about being tainted with darkness and all this other typical overzealous religious drivel. Click the Read More link to see the video and Marguerite Perrin in all her Glory. read more »