Someone to finally clear up all this Twilight nonsense
Someone pointed out to me the other day that I am probably more obsessed with the Twilight series of books and movies than even Twilight's legion of rabid emo tweeny ham beasts are. That I may be more interested than the fans in the goings on of Edward the 'I can't believe I dont burst into flames in sunlight, have no fangs, don't drink blood" pederastic fantasy vampire or Bella the emo teenybopper who can't decide which to cry over more, her makeup and popularity at school or the fact that her much older boyfriend is more moody than she is.
Whatever it may be, for what ever reason, be it the 2 hour long Gap commercial that is each Twilight movie, the poorly written dialog, the Dawson's Creek borderline Emo Not Goth actors (the lead of which actually HATES Twilight and it's fans), the very poorly written books or just the whole scene, but either way, it fills me with a rage I do not quite understand. That's why I am so glad that there is someone to clear up the mess. Finally, someone to take a stand. I welcome this guy:
Das Aggregator!